1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,917 --> 00:00:28,126 June 1989. 4 00:00:44,376 --> 00:00:47,792 On the last day of school, the last year of high school, 5 00:00:48,001 --> 00:00:50,501 the bell rings after your last class 6 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:54,542 and you think it's the last second of your adolescence. 7 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:59,376 You have to mark the event with a memorable slogan like: 8 00:00:59,709 --> 00:01:01,917 "May the force be with you". 9 00:01:02,501 --> 00:01:04,709 Or "Champions of the world! 10 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:07,751 Champions of the world!" 11 00:01:08,751 --> 00:01:12,959 But most of all, you just want to let off the steam 12 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:16,376 that's built up over the years. 13 00:01:30,292 --> 00:01:32,709 Thanks for the book. 14 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:34,917 Tell me what you think. 15 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:38,542 Kundera's light years ahead of his time. 16 00:01:39,917 --> 00:01:41,834 Antonio Martinelli, 17 00:01:42,042 --> 00:01:45,251 the biggest asshole Lit teacher in history. 18 00:01:45,459 --> 00:01:48,959 Known as "The Prick" by four generations of students. 19 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:52,167 I was nothing more than a number to him. 20 00:01:52,376 --> 00:01:54,917 Actually, a letter... C -. 21 00:01:55,126 --> 00:01:57,584 To what do I owe the honour, Molinari? 22 00:01:57,792 --> 00:02:01,292 - Do you have a second? - Just one, no more. 23 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:03,126 So? 24 00:02:04,251 --> 00:02:07,251 I just wanted you to know you're a total dick. 25 00:02:11,584 --> 00:02:15,209 You've ruined the last few years of my life. 26 00:02:15,876 --> 00:02:17,709 You made me hate school 27 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:20,001 and I think you're a mega-loser. 28 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:23,167 I've been wondering for five years 29 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:26,001 where you buy these awful '70s jackets? 30 00:02:26,209 --> 00:02:29,834 Is the dandruff included or is that your special touch? 31 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:33,376 And your bag? Same supplier? 32 00:02:34,501 --> 00:02:38,126 And Miss Lattanzi thinks the same way. 33 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:41,542 There's no point in giving her Kundera, 34 00:02:41,751 --> 00:02:46,042 someone like her would never put out for someone like you. 35 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,626 I felt great! 36 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:53,417 Too bad no one was there to witness it. 37 00:02:53,626 --> 00:02:57,042 I humiliated him, I deserved a standing ovation. 38 00:02:57,376 --> 00:02:59,876 Did you hear about Mr Santoro? 39 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,042 No. 40 00:03:02,251 --> 00:03:06,084 He had an accident. He won't be here for the exams. 41 00:03:06,292 --> 00:03:08,917 Guess who's taking his place? 42 00:03:11,709 --> 00:03:16,126 - You're kidding. - I never kid. 43 00:03:19,126 --> 00:03:22,542 Nice hair, come like that to the exams... 44 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:29,459 On the last day of the last year of high school, 45 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,584 when the bell rings after your last class, 46 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:34,626 you think it's the last second of your adolescence... 47 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:37,292 Total bullshit! 48 00:03:44,334 --> 00:03:47,334 THE NIGHT BEFORE FINALS 49 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:55,209 Good for you, Luca. The biggest dork of the century. 50 00:03:55,417 --> 00:03:59,626 If you pass, Ascoli will win the Nationals. 51 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:03,709 Massimiliano, my best friend. 52 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:06,126 He has the record of dead grandparents. 53 00:04:06,334 --> 00:04:09,626 35 old people sacrificed So he can get out of tests. 54 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:13,542 If The Prick sees us together, he'll flunk me too. 55 00:04:13,751 --> 00:04:16,959 Simona! Move your butt! 56 00:04:18,334 --> 00:04:21,959 Sorry, the Nobel Prize winner for manners is calling. 57 00:04:23,792 --> 00:04:27,792 Simona, the only woman alive able to put up with that idiot Massi, 58 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,834 she's a saint. 59 00:04:30,334 --> 00:04:33,959 - See you at the party tonight? - I don't feel like coming. 60 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:36,251 And we weren't even invited. 61 00:04:36,459 --> 00:04:39,667 It's embarrassing when you have a party and no one crashes it. 62 00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:42,376 I'm the DJ, I say you can come. 63 00:04:42,584 --> 00:04:44,751 I don't feel like it. 64 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:46,792 I doubt Martinelli got offended. 65 00:04:47,001 --> 00:04:49,792 No, he just called him a dick. 66 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:54,209 - Be at my house at 8! - No, I said no! 67 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:57,834 - Dress sharp! - I said no! 68 00:04:58,584 --> 00:05:01,584 Luca, tell me you didn't do it. 69 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,126 I have a female best friend too, Alice. 70 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:11,334 Talking to her over a yoghurt drink is the greatest. 71 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:16,167 Besides suicide, there are three ways to avoid flunking. 72 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,376 What? 73 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:21,584 One: The hole in the ozone expands and wipes us all out. 74 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:23,626 What's two? 75 00:05:23,834 --> 00:05:28,251 Two: A giant meteor flies through the hole in the ozone 76 00:05:28,834 --> 00:05:31,126 and crashes into Martinelli's house. 77 00:05:31,334 --> 00:05:34,959 Three: Vegan armies invade Earth because Grendizer's on vacation. 78 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:38,584 No, number three is study, it's the best way. 79 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:43,417 My last hope, the only one who'd understand me, was Riccardo, 80 00:05:43,626 --> 00:05:45,584 my best friend. 81 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:49,334 ! know, I said that about Maser and Alice, I have three, 82 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:52,376 there's no "Top 40" for friends. 83 00:05:52,584 --> 00:05:55,959 Who gives a shit? You were a year ahead anyway. 84 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:59,334 - So? - You'll be back on schedule. 85 00:06:00,334 --> 00:06:02,417 Just light a joint and it'll be fine. 86 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:07,584 - I haven't flunked yet. - It's a matter of time. 87 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:14,126 It's so nice having friends. 88 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:24,376 "12 kilometres down the Appia on the right." 89 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,626 A beige Renault outside a gate. 90 00:06:29,626 --> 00:06:32,459 "Go past the oat field." 91 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:35,667 - What the fuck do oats look like? - I don't know. 92 00:06:35,876 --> 00:06:37,959 Like oatmeal. 93 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:41,667 "After two minutes take the first or second left 94 00:06:41,876 --> 00:06:44,292 and you'll hear dogs barking. 95 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:48,501 It might be the third left, but I'm not really sure.” 96 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,709 Simona, your boyfriend is so full of shit! 97 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:54,917 I'm leaving, thanks for the great evening. 98 00:07:00,126 --> 00:07:02,834 Let's go. I bet they're going to the party. 99 00:07:03,042 --> 00:07:06,042 And you're going to have fun too, Mr Misery-Guts. 100 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:29,334 Hi. 101 00:08:30,126 --> 00:08:31,542 Hi. 102 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:34,667 Does anyone know whose party this is? 103 00:08:34,876 --> 00:08:36,709 Yes, it's mine. 104 00:08:37,459 --> 00:08:40,292 Oh, congratulations, then. 105 00:08:41,501 --> 00:08:43,917 You're not on the list, are you? 106 00:08:44,126 --> 00:08:48,334 No, I'm a friend of the DJ, Max. 107 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:52,459 He said... 108 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:55,501 Nice house, it's really pretty. 109 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:58,792 Especially the garden. It's so... English. 110 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:02,292 Give it up. It's her party. 111 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,459 Princess Leila. 112 00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:12,334 Today was my last day of school. 113 00:09:12,542 --> 00:09:14,542 Mine too. 114 00:09:14,751 --> 00:09:18,251 - I did the Science lyceum. - Mine was Classics. 115 00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:22,042 That was a good choice because you get a broader education 116 00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:25,334 and Greek will help at university. 117 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:28,042 Greek makes me throw up. 118 00:09:28,251 --> 00:09:31,417 My father made me go to the Classics lyceum. 119 00:09:31,626 --> 00:09:33,251 I know what you mean, 120 00:09:33,459 --> 00:09:36,084 extinct languages are pointless. 121 00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:42,709 How many girls have you picked up with this method? 122 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,209 2 or 3. 123 00:09:47,751 --> 00:09:49,626 In Grade School. 124 00:10:01,626 --> 00:10:03,626 Champagne! 125 00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:07,042 - Mademoiselle... - Merci. - II n'y a pas de quoi. 126 00:10:07,584 --> 00:10:11,209 - You speak French? - Yes, my mother is from Paris. 127 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:13,917 I studied it at school 128 00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:16,417 and went to Paris for 2 months. 129 00:10:16,626 --> 00:10:18,834 Your pronunciation is perfect. 130 00:10:19,042 --> 00:10:21,459 Listen, it's your favourite. 131 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:24,501 - Favourite what? - Your favourite dance. 132 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,167 Oh, right... That one. 133 00:10:28,626 --> 00:10:31,001 Adieu, mon amour. 134 00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:51,417 - Anyway, my name is... - School's out! 135 00:10:52,376 --> 00:10:54,584 That idiot! 136 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:58,584 - Does champagne stain? - I can't go home like this. 137 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,084 Now what? 138 00:11:01,751 --> 00:11:04,126 - Follow me. - Where? 139 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:15,792 Here's the wardrobe, close the door. 140 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:21,376 - What are you doing? - Changing. 141 00:11:21,751 --> 00:11:23,751 Not this one. 142 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:26,042 Do you like this? Put it on. 143 00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:29,251 - We can't just... - Why? 144 00:11:31,126 --> 00:11:33,542 What? Change your shirt. 145 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,501 Right, right away. 146 00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:40,751 We should have a shower first. 147 00:11:41,876 --> 00:11:44,667 A shower? What do you mean? 148 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:54,709 - Stop making a scene! - It was a kiss on the mouth! 149 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:57,001 It was a friendly gesture! 150 00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:59,626 Do friends French kiss? 151 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:07,626 I wanted that argument to last forever. 152 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:10,667 I know, Fonzie would have kissed her there and then. 153 00:12:10,876 --> 00:12:14,376 But I wasn't Fonzie, I was Richie Cunningham. 154 00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:17,209 - Are you smelling me? - No. 155 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,501 I was checking for split ends. 156 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:24,792 Okay, I was smelling you. 157 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:27,126 And? 158 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,751 Nice, very nice. 159 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,042 How is it? 160 00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:50,292 - What are they doing? - Making up. 161 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:53,876 Never again, I love you. 162 00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:58,542 I love my little buttercup. 163 00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:03,209 You're my buttery buttercup. You're so buttery! 164 00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:18,792 Are you kidding? You think she's right? 165 00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:23,417 - You kiss friends on the lips? - Sometimes. You don't? 166 00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:27,126 - I dare them to try! - Claudia, where the fuck were you? 167 00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:29,334 Around... 168 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,959 Let's go, your brother just puked in the pool. 169 00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:37,459 - Who's that? - No one. 170 00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:43,292 Have you changed? 171 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,751 Claudia... The love of my life is Claudia. 172 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,542 Are you drunk? 173 00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:55,334 I've never been drunk. 174 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:57,959 But why is everything spinning? 175 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,917 9 June. Positive thought: 176 00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:18,334 The party was crowded, the music cool and sangria great. 177 00:14:21,084 --> 00:14:25,084 Negative thought: The same one... Cesare. 178 00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:29,084 He's been really edgy lately. 179 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:33,709 Don't you caution me, you little weasel! 180 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:42,042 The worst thing is 12 days, 6 hours and 23 minutes to exams. 181 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:44,959 Who invented final exams? 182 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,376 I want that bastard's name! 183 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:51,126 If I don't get top grade, dad will kill himself. 184 00:14:51,459 --> 00:14:54,876 But will this grade ever make a difference in my life? 185 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,417 PS... I met a nice guy. 186 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:02,251 I can't even remember his name. 187 00:15:02,459 --> 00:15:04,292 Too bad! 188 00:16:13,584 --> 00:16:16,584 I liked Raf better with "Self-Control". 189 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:20,292 Grandma, it was awful! With his fake English! 190 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:24,126 What? "You take myself..." 191 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:27,542 Quick, listenable. And most of all, international. 192 00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:34,417 Hello? 193 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,626 Today is the first day of freedom. 194 00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:41,376 I couldn't care less. Dado and I broke up. 195 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,876 I swear on Tom Cruise I'll never see him again. 196 00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:48,709 - Then he makes that puppy-dog face... - Tells you you're special 197 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:51,292 I couldn't care less. 198 00:16:52,084 --> 00:16:55,376 - How was the party? - Crowded. 199 00:16:55,584 --> 00:17:00,001 - Tell her the best part. - I met a guy. 200 00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:03,501 - What's he like? - There's something about him... 201 00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:07,084 - Have you set a date? - For what? 202 00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:10,584 The day you dump Cesare for good! 203 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,334 I like him. 204 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:16,209 Like you would a goldfish. 205 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:20,209 You were 15 and he was 19 when you got together. 206 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:23,167 Now you're 19... and he's 15. 207 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:29,376 We're here for something important, our final exams so... 208 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:32,834 - This one? - Too frumpy. 209 00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:36,001 I'll just go naked. 210 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,626 - Do you think I'll pass? - Of course! 211 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,501 Tell me the truth. 212 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,834 You're the only one who got an A, it would be impossible. 213 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:53,251 I flunked Maths and Physics. 214 00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:57,292 - I've got 43 absences. - You could've avoided that. 215 00:17:57,501 --> 00:18:01,251 - What about this one? - No, too working-class. 216 00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:06,709 Have you ever tried reading Dickinson at 10 am? 217 00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:10,084 In a park with the lifting fog... 218 00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:14,834 "Had I not seen the sun, I could have borne the shade. 219 00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:18,876 But Light a newer Wilderness, my wilderness has made." 220 00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:20,667 What a drag! 221 00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:26,167 - Claudia... - Can't you knock? 222 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:29,376 What for? Grandma was supposed to sew these. 223 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,834 - She's in the kitchen. - No, she's not in her room either. 224 00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:35,459 She hasn't gone out, has she? 225 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:38,334 - Did she take her medicine? - How would I know? 226 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:14,376 Okay, guys. Five-minute break. 227 00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:28,251 Hi, Claudia. 228 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:33,292 - So you joined. - Don't tell your dad, though. 229 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:37,751 - Or the cardiologist either? - He's such a pain. 230 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:43,334 - What about the physical? - Well... 231 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:48,376 Adele! You never told me you had such a pretty friend. 232 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,501 Cut it out! 233 00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:53,209 - Claudia, meet Ludovico. - Hello. 234 00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:57,584 I know all about you, you're about to graduate. 235 00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:00,501 You like the beach but not the mountains. 236 00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:05,001 And most of all, you like men over 70. 237 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,251 Of course! 238 00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,876 But I have some bad news. 239 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,792 My heart is already beating for another dancer! 240 00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:19,459 But I will dance with you. Come on. 241 00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:39,251 The most important thing about the exams 242 00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:41,459 are the photocopies. 243 00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:46,084 An authentic US army cartridge holder 244 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:49,709 containing 72 miniaturized essays, I repeat, 72! 245 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,876 Passing the written's your only hope. 246 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:57,084 Then even if you flunk the oral, Martinelli can't do fuck all. 247 00:20:57,626 --> 00:21:01,001 - You're not normal. - But the stroke of genius is... 248 00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:03,792 This: 249 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,834 An engraved sticker containing 250 00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:08,542 all the mathematical theorems in the world. 251 00:21:09,376 --> 00:21:11,459 You can't even read it! 252 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,792 Because I walked on it. 253 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:17,792 - Are you going to fly to the exam? - You're so anal. 254 00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:22,876 So what about this Claudia? 255 00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:29,334 Claudia is... 256 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:33,751 Like a sunset on a sailboat. 257 00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:37,709 Like Tardelli's goal against Germany. 258 00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,209 Like a general strike 259 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:45,709 when you didn't do your homework the night before. 260 00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:47,876 Ouch... 261 00:21:48,584 --> 00:21:50,417 We have to do something 262 00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:53,251 or the lovebird will ruin our whole summer. 263 00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:55,084 Let's find this Claudia. 264 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:58,709 - Should I throw Simon out? - Yes, do it. 265 00:21:59,126 --> 00:22:02,167 Loredana, can't you see we're having a meeting? 266 00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:04,959 Sorry. 267 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,001 What do we know about her? 268 00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:09,435 - She went to a Classics lyceum. - She's got a boyfriend. 269 00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:11,376 - That doesn't matter. - Yes, it does. 270 00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:15,209 He's a moron, she deserves better. 271 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,209 - And you're better? - Yeah. 272 00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:23,334 If you didn't lay her yesterday, you've got no chance now. 273 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,792 Exactly. Is it even worth it? 274 00:22:27,209 --> 00:22:30,751 This Claudia... does she have nice buns? 275 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:34,459 Simona, how can you go out with him? He's as sensitive as a toilet seat. 276 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:37,959 You get used to life's misfortunes. 277 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:41,792 But guys, the point is... How do I find her? 278 00:22:42,251 --> 00:22:45,459 Ask the girl who had the party. 279 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,834 What do I do? 280 00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:52,042 "Hi, I crashed your party the other night and..."” 281 00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:54,251 - That's one way. - Come on'! 282 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:59,042 I took down Spandau Ballet. With that hair... 283 00:22:59,251 --> 00:23:03,501 - What are you putting up now? - Madonna and Nelson Mandela. 284 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:07,751 Nice couple! But I'd even be racier. 285 00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:10,209 Gorbachev and Cicciolina. 286 00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:16,459 The time has come, the legendary Santilli is here. 287 00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:26,542 The reason I've been summoned? 288 00:23:26,751 --> 00:23:29,959 First I'd like to apologize for all the practical jokes. 289 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:32,209 I've always admired you. 290 00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:35,251 As both student and... your look. 291 00:23:36,334 --> 00:23:40,959 We called you to help us study for exams. 292 00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:46,584 You can sail right through towards an A . 293 00:23:47,209 --> 00:23:49,917 - You want me to test you? - Yes. 294 00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:54,542 - And be ruthless, like a real exam. - Okay, ruthless. 295 00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:57,167 But not too much, we'll get demoralized. 296 00:23:57,376 --> 00:23:59,917 - In what subject? - Italian. 297 00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:02,917 Something that goes for written and oral. 298 00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:07,917 Let's start with an elementary inquiry. 299 00:24:08,126 --> 00:24:11,126 Considering what we've studied, 300 00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:13,626 in your opinion, 301 00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:16,917 how much has Jansenism influenced Manzonian Poetics? 302 00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:28,292 - Back-up question? - Wait, let me think. 303 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,584 - You think you know? - I do. 304 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:33,626 Give him time! 305 00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:36,834 - What was it? Jansen... - Johnson who? 306 00:24:38,334 --> 00:24:40,334 Get the dictionary! 307 00:24:42,751 --> 00:24:45,459 Trick question! 308 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:48,292 Tell the truth: There's no such thing as Jansenism. 309 00:24:48,501 --> 00:24:50,917 There it goes... yes! 310 00:24:52,334 --> 00:24:54,334 And Lothar Matthandus strikes again! 311 00:24:54,542 --> 00:24:57,834 Again? It's one-nil. 312 00:24:59,042 --> 00:25:01,876 Excuse me! I have exams in ten days. 313 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,917 Good luck, babe. 314 00:25:04,126 --> 00:25:08,042 What record? Your team won by pure luck. 315 00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:12,876 Luck? 26 wins, 6 ties, 2 losses, that's luck? 316 00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:17,042 It's the start of a string of wins for Inter. 317 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:20,834 Why don't you two go out? You get on just great! 318 00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:24,251 - Your sister's moody. - Time of the month. 319 00:25:24,459 --> 00:25:27,251 That's a penalty! 320 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,667 Some pie? 321 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,709 Thanks Grandma, not right now. 322 00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:45,042 - What about you, Chicca? - Sure, thanks. 323 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:50,792 When will you know who got through to the exams? 324 00:25:51,001 --> 00:25:54,626 - Tomorrow. - Then I'll make a cake to celebrate. 325 00:25:55,459 --> 00:25:59,042 Let's hope there's something to celebrate. 326 00:25:59,251 --> 00:26:04,251 Up yours! Under the crossbar! You black and blue bastard! 327 00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:07,584 Looks like your boyfriend tied. 328 00:26:14,084 --> 00:26:17,251 ADMITTED TO EXAM 329 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:25,834 ADMITTED TO EXAM 330 00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:32,334 Yes! 331 00:26:34,376 --> 00:26:35,959 All right! 332 00:26:56,459 --> 00:26:58,042 NOT ADMITTED 333 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,251 Chicca... 334 00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:21,501 - Hello? - Claudia? It's Chicca's mom. 335 00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:24,334 Hi, Mrs Salvatori. 336 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:27,251 Is she over there? She hasn't come home. 337 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:29,667 No, she's not here. 338 00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:33,334 Did they announce exam admissions? 339 00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:35,917 Yes. 340 00:27:37,292 --> 00:27:39,292 They didn't let her through, right? 341 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,959 No, they didn't, I'm sorry. 342 00:27:45,126 --> 00:27:46,751 All right. 343 00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:49,834 - Thanks. - Bye. 344 00:27:50,959 --> 00:27:54,167 I still can't believe it, he admitted me to the exams! 345 00:27:55,126 --> 00:27:57,542 Your average grade is C. 346 00:27:57,751 --> 00:28:00,542 He'll get you on the oral, 347 00:28:00,751 --> 00:28:03,542 that's when Martinelli will get his revenge. 348 00:28:04,376 --> 00:28:06,584 Alice, stop freaking me out! 349 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:09,501 You're so... 350 00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:12,459 Oh God, it's The Prick! It's Martinelli! 351 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:19,001 - Let's go. - Peppe! What happened? 352 00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:22,042 Someone stole your teacher's Simca 1000. 353 00:28:22,251 --> 00:28:23,667 Great taste! 354 00:28:24,709 --> 00:28:26,209 Let's go! 355 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:29,751 If he sees me, he'll think I did it. 356 00:28:32,501 --> 00:28:35,042 - He saw us! - Follow me. 357 00:28:38,209 --> 00:28:40,834 Hi, what happened? 358 00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:43,959 You tell me. In this screwed up country? 359 00:28:44,167 --> 00:28:47,501 I was renting a movie and my car got stolen. 360 00:28:47,709 --> 00:28:50,084 And they're like those 3 monkeys round here: 361 00:28:50,292 --> 00:28:51,792 Hear no, see no, speak no evil. 362 00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:56,209 Luca can take you to the police, he's got his scooter. 363 00:28:57,334 --> 00:29:00,959 - No, I'll take the bus. - The bus is a nightmare. 364 00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:03,584 And Luca would be glad, right? 365 00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:07,959 Sure, I'll take you. 366 00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:11,584 - On your scooter? - Yes. 367 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,751 So where is this road monster? 368 00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:33,709 Luca Molinari, 369 00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:36,126 claims under his own responsibility 370 00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:39,042 that he personally knows Antonio Martinelli, 371 00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:41,751 born in Asti, 16 July 1945. 372 00:29:41,959 --> 00:29:43,167 Yes. 373 00:29:44,501 --> 00:29:46,709 All right, sign and date. Legible. 374 00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:53,959 Wait a couple of minutes and I'll give you copies. 375 00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:07,209 This is all I needed. 376 00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:12,251 I don't care about the papers, I've got copies. 377 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:15,667 It sounds weird, but I'm upset about the car. 378 00:30:15,876 --> 00:30:20,251 A Simca 1000 is a great car. 379 00:30:22,084 --> 00:30:24,084 Fuck... Darn it. 380 00:30:32,959 --> 00:30:35,584 How long does it take to make a copy? 381 00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:40,959 - It's 8:00! - Your wife must be worried. 382 00:30:42,334 --> 00:30:43,959 My wife... 383 00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:46,834 She's been gone for a year. 384 00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:53,292 I'm so sorry. 385 00:30:53,501 --> 00:30:56,709 You never told anyone, I would have come. 386 00:30:56,917 --> 00:30:59,542 Come where? She's alive! 387 00:30:59,751 --> 00:31:03,167 She left me for some yuppie, a lawyer. 388 00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:04,626 That's good. 389 00:31:07,209 --> 00:31:09,417 I mean... 390 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:13,417 That's good she's still alive. 391 00:31:13,626 --> 00:31:16,042 Not that she left you... for a yuppie. 392 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:22,709 After graduation, you should go into public relations. 393 00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:39,042 - All right, thanks. - No problem. 394 00:31:40,126 --> 00:31:43,334 Sorry you had to pedal up that hill. 395 00:31:43,542 --> 00:31:46,834 But don't think this changes things between us. 396 00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:48,459 No. 397 00:31:52,251 --> 00:31:56,251 Since the 19th century is nothing but a black hole to you, 398 00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:59,501 come over Monday to revise. 399 00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:02,376 Was this a trap, a set-up? 400 00:32:02,584 --> 00:32:06,001 He pretends it's help, then he humiliates me. 401 00:32:06,209 --> 00:32:10,917 That's it, the slimeball! How can I say no? 402 00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:12,751 Well? 403 00:32:13,959 --> 00:32:17,792 - All right, what time? - 4:00. 404 00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:20,751 Don't be late. 405 00:32:24,167 --> 00:32:27,792 It's fate. My only chance is to risk my hand 406 00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,834 in the enemy's den. 407 00:32:34,584 --> 00:32:38,001 - Hi everyone. - Dad, where were you? 408 00:32:38,209 --> 00:32:41,417 The police station, my car got stolen. 409 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,042 Finally some good news! 410 00:32:44,251 --> 00:32:45,834 Hooray! 411 00:32:46,042 --> 00:32:48,209 Some idiot actually stole that car? 412 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:53,542 I apologize if I work to give my family 413 00:32:53,751 --> 00:32:56,167 a home, clothes and an education 414 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:59,001 but forgot to buy a Ferrari! 415 00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:03,251 - Where did it happen? - Near the video store. 416 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,876 Did you get "Rambo III"? 417 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:12,209 I told you my car got stolen and you ask about Rambo? 418 00:33:12,417 --> 00:33:15,126 Want a reason to call the child abuse hotline? 419 00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:18,251 Talk about Rambo at your exam! 420 00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:22,001 - I studied all day! - You got up at 1:00. 421 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:25,042 - I studied from 1:00 on. - Whatever. 422 00:33:28,334 --> 00:33:32,626 Dad, Chicca and Valentina and I want to go to Ibiza. 423 00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:36,667 Did I hear the word Ibiza? 424 00:33:36,876 --> 00:33:40,292 It's not planned. I wanted to know how much money you can... 425 00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:44,709 First of all, I want all your teachers' scalps. 426 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:47,459 Then we'll discuss Ibiza, okay? 427 00:33:50,001 --> 00:33:53,209 My potato gateau is delicious, give me your plate. 428 00:33:53,417 --> 00:33:55,917 No, my stomach's in a knot. 429 00:33:56,126 --> 00:33:58,917 Ibiza... what's in Ibiza? 430 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,292 The closer I got to my meeting with The Prick, 431 00:34:06,501 --> 00:34:09,126 the more the nervousness prevented me from studying. 432 00:34:09,334 --> 00:34:11,167 I gave it my all, 433 00:34:11,376 --> 00:34:14,459 but with the wrong friends, it's hopeless. 434 00:34:15,209 --> 00:34:17,834 History question. 435 00:34:18,042 --> 00:34:19,917 Just remember... 436 00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:23,626 If it's about World War I, I don't know shit. 437 00:34:23,834 --> 00:34:25,334 Listen: 438 00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:28,542 Who was ltaly's third goalie in the 82 championships? 439 00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:31,376 - Castellini. - No... 440 00:34:31,584 --> 00:34:33,417 Bordon. 441 00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:36,792 The legendary Giovanni Galli. 442 00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:39,501 He wasn't even on the bench, 443 00:34:39,709 --> 00:34:42,542 how can you consider him a world champ? 444 00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:46,376 Existential questions like this 445 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:49,792 marked the end of our study sessions. 446 00:34:50,334 --> 00:34:52,959 I still don't know what you want. 447 00:34:53,876 --> 00:34:56,084 You see, Princess... 448 00:34:56,292 --> 00:34:59,501 - I... we wanted... - Some information. 449 00:34:59,709 --> 00:35:02,542 We snuck into your party. 450 00:35:02,751 --> 00:35:05,376 You have a really nice house, very "in". 451 00:35:05,584 --> 00:35:08,959 - Luca fell madly in love with a girl. - That's nice. 452 00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:11,459 Madly is exaggerating. 453 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:15,292 - Her name's Claudia. - She has dark, wavy hair. 454 00:35:15,501 --> 00:35:17,876 She's about her height. 455 00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:22,084 Claudia... Claudia... Don't know anyone with that name. 456 00:35:23,501 --> 00:35:25,584 She must have snuck in too. 457 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,417 Could be, I'd never seen most of the people here. 458 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:32,459 They stole a lot of stuff, including a ♪-shirt like yours. 459 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,001 Really? 460 00:35:37,209 --> 00:35:41,417 I bought this one in a store... 461 00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:44,459 Who cares? Thanks anyway. 462 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:47,459 - Let's go. - Wait! 463 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:51,459 There was some old geezer filming at the party. 464 00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:54,876 - Yes, my father. - I see... 465 00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:58,501 He's hopeless. Could we have a copy? 466 00:35:59,209 --> 00:36:02,417 Sure, give me back my ♪-shirt. 467 00:36:12,501 --> 00:36:14,709 That's her! 468 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:20,042 Pretty, isn't she? 469 00:36:20,751 --> 00:36:22,042 If you say so 470 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:51,251 I watched those 10 seconds of Claudia all night long. 471 00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:54,501 Alice says I'm a psychopath, 472 00:36:55,042 --> 00:36:57,042 I think she's right. 473 00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:04,209 12 June: 9 days, 8 hours, 14 minutes left. 474 00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:09,792 I've read that, unlike men, women can do two things at once. 475 00:37:12,417 --> 00:37:14,251 And it's true. 476 00:37:15,209 --> 00:37:17,626 That romantic night, 477 00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:19,667 I was studying astronomy. 478 00:37:20,251 --> 00:37:22,459 That's the Big Dipper. 479 00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:44,959 SAD GIRL 480 00:37:56,834 --> 00:37:59,042 You know what my dad said? 481 00:37:59,459 --> 00:38:03,292 "So what? You'll do better next year." 482 00:38:06,709 --> 00:38:09,792 What must I do to get a slap out of him? 483 00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:11,917 What the hell must I do? 484 00:38:12,126 --> 00:38:15,959 - I can lend you my dad. - No, thanks. 485 00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:20,209 I'll give you a good deal, I'll throw in my nerdy brother. 486 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:23,626 - Then I want Grandma too. - No, she's mine. 487 00:38:37,209 --> 00:38:39,417 - Hi, Massi. - Hi, Loredana. 488 00:38:39,709 --> 00:38:41,334 - Come in. - Where's Simona? 489 00:38:41,542 --> 00:38:44,542 She'll be back in an hour. 490 00:38:45,417 --> 00:38:47,417 In an hour... 491 00:38:48,584 --> 00:38:51,417 - What are you up to? - Killing time. 492 00:38:51,626 --> 00:38:54,917 With a flight-attendant mother, you're always alone. 493 00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:58,126 Then get a boyfriend. 494 00:38:58,334 --> 00:39:01,709 All the guys I like are already taken. 495 00:39:05,001 --> 00:39:08,084 - Really? - Yes. 496 00:39:09,209 --> 00:39:12,417 Once you pass 50 centimetres, 497 00:39:12,626 --> 00:39:15,626 a kiss is automatic, it's a scientific rule. 498 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:20,001 49... 48 499 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:23,584 47... 46... 500 00:39:26,417 --> 00:39:28,834 Well? Then what? 501 00:39:29,042 --> 00:39:30,876 Then 502 00:39:31,459 --> 00:39:34,459 I took a deep breath... and fought it. 503 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:37,084 Good job, Massi. 504 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,959 Up to 42, then I gave in. 505 00:39:40,167 --> 00:39:43,334 Once, twice... okay. But then I banged her. 506 00:39:43,542 --> 00:39:47,917 You screwed her? You idiot! Your girlfriend's sister! 507 00:39:48,126 --> 00:39:52,042 - She's hot though. - And fucks like hell! 508 00:39:52,626 --> 00:39:54,334 She's a little girl! 509 00:39:54,542 --> 00:39:57,042 She'll go tell everyone. 510 00:39:57,417 --> 00:40:01,792 Even write it in her diary and when Simona finds out, you're dead. 511 00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:05,292 We talked about it, it won't happen again. 512 00:40:08,334 --> 00:40:10,584 We're 18 now. 513 00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:15,626 At our age, it's our sacred duty to screw. 514 00:40:15,834 --> 00:40:18,834 All right, but wash the dishes first. Bye. 515 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:22,542 - Bye... - Bye, Mom. 516 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:30,584 This story was a big deal, but my mind was elsewhere: 517 00:40:30,959 --> 00:40:33,167 My meeting with The Prick. 518 00:40:42,126 --> 00:40:45,334 Claudia, can you get that? It's a student. 519 00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:47,001 Okay. 520 00:40:53,376 --> 00:40:54,792 Chicca! 521 00:40:55,001 --> 00:40:57,626 - How much money can you lend me? - Why? 522 00:40:58,209 --> 00:41:02,209 - I'm going to Berlin. - Berlin? Are you crazy? 523 00:41:04,084 --> 00:41:06,501 What's this all about? 524 00:41:11,334 --> 00:41:15,167 - Hello? - Come in, Molinari. 525 00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:39,001 That's my daughter, she's your age. 526 00:41:40,876 --> 00:41:42,501 She's cute. 527 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,084 Have seat. 528 00:41:49,417 --> 00:41:50,834 Thanks. 529 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:55,126 You're probably wondering why I invited you. 530 00:41:55,334 --> 00:41:56,751 No. 531 00:41:59,042 --> 00:42:01,251 Okay, a little. 532 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:05,584 The things you told me at school the other day 533 00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:09,501 are the same things my wife said when she left. 534 00:42:10,751 --> 00:42:13,542 - With the yuppie? - Yes. 535 00:42:13,751 --> 00:42:18,251 I ruined the last years of her life, I'm a loser. 536 00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:22,042 And she loathes the jackets I love so much. 537 00:42:22,501 --> 00:42:26,709 I didn't really think those things. 538 00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:28,917 Yes, you did. 539 00:42:30,126 --> 00:42:32,042 So did she. 540 00:42:35,084 --> 00:42:37,917 Let's talk about Romanticism. 541 00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:40,501 Okay... 542 00:42:41,209 --> 00:42:45,042 Romanticism is a cultural orientation 543 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:48,626 that comes from the English word: "Romantic" 544 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:52,334 which was used in the 17th century 545 00:42:52,542 --> 00:42:56,751 to refer to... in a bad way 546 00:42:57,542 --> 00:43:01,376 - I'd even say derogatory. - Yes. 547 00:43:02,084 --> 00:43:05,084 the chivalric adventures in the old "romances". 548 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,792 Nice. 549 00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:10,834 It's fucking luck. 550 00:43:11,417 --> 00:43:13,042 I mean... luck. 551 00:43:13,251 --> 00:43:15,667 I studied it yesterday. 552 00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:19,126 See, it's people like you who piss me off. 553 00:43:19,334 --> 00:43:24,167 You could get an A using half your brain. 554 00:43:24,376 --> 00:43:28,042 But you don't study, you blow it off, hang out with your pals... 555 00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:30,667 And get an C at the exam. 556 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:32,876 A C if you're lucky 557 00:43:33,084 --> 00:43:35,167 fucking lucky. 558 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:40,584 But... 559 00:43:42,334 --> 00:43:45,251 If I wasn't this fucking lucky... 560 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:47,292 Shit! 561 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:51,167 - Bye, we're going out. - Bye, girls. 562 00:43:52,834 --> 00:43:55,042 Bye. 563 00:43:56,751 --> 00:43:58,959 I'm sorry. 564 00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:02,917 A little glue and it's brand new again 565 00:44:03,126 --> 00:44:04,751 almost new. 566 00:44:07,251 --> 00:44:10,251 Are you sure Stefan can put you up? 567 00:44:10,459 --> 00:44:14,084 We always write. He's still head over heels. 568 00:44:16,417 --> 00:44:21,251 He said Berlin is full of opportunities for us. 569 00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:25,292 He also says they'll knock the wall down. 570 00:44:25,501 --> 00:44:29,334 - Just to get you in bed! - Even so! 571 00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:36,917 I got something for you. 572 00:44:37,584 --> 00:44:39,417 It's our favourite compilation tape. 573 00:44:42,542 --> 00:44:44,751 I can't believe it. 574 00:44:44,959 --> 00:44:47,376 Dire Straits, The Cure, Vasco Rossi. 575 00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:50,792 But most of all, "Save A Prayer" live. 576 00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:54,876 The stadium, June 1, 1987. 577 00:44:56,792 --> 00:44:58,626 How could I forget? 578 00:45:00,542 --> 00:45:04,167 The lights go down, Simon starts singing... 579 00:45:04,376 --> 00:45:07,792 We're holding lighters like idiots! 580 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,084 Thanks. 581 00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:34,084 Good luck with your exams. 582 00:45:34,292 --> 00:45:36,917 Bring me back a piece of the wall. 583 00:45:40,042 --> 00:45:42,334 You will be back, won't you? 584 00:46:09,709 --> 00:46:11,334 I'm coming! 585 00:46:12,292 --> 00:46:15,501 - What's wrong? - We're supposed to study. 586 00:46:15,709 --> 00:46:19,001 - When? - Now, let me in. 587 00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:21,834 Why? 588 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:25,417 Simona's here and we're not studying. 589 00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:29,959 - Sorry. - Let me know how it goes. 590 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,834 He's insane... 591 00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,501 Open up! 592 00:46:51,626 --> 00:46:53,709 Come on! 593 00:46:53,917 --> 00:46:56,001 - What's your problem? - Move it! 594 00:46:56,209 --> 00:46:58,209 - You're such an asshole! - What did I do? 595 00:46:58,417 --> 00:47:01,251 - Loredana... Simona's here! - What? 596 00:47:01,459 --> 00:47:04,167 Simona's on her way up! 597 00:47:04,376 --> 00:47:06,376 - Shit. - Don't let her in! 598 00:47:06,584 --> 00:47:10,209 - She's got a key! - Are you crazy? 599 00:47:10,417 --> 00:47:13,417 - Well, I always lose them. - Good thinking! 600 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,709 - In the bathroom. - No. 601 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:23,126 In your room, in the kitchen... On the balcony! 602 00:47:23,834 --> 00:47:26,459 - I'm naked! - Big deal. 603 00:47:30,626 --> 00:47:32,626 Shit, a hickey! 604 00:47:34,834 --> 00:47:38,834 - You're here? - I was in the bathroom. 605 00:47:39,751 --> 00:47:42,834 - What happened? - Stiff neck. 606 00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:46,459 I caught a draft on the scooter. 607 00:47:46,834 --> 00:47:50,042 - Look, we have to talk. - Here? 608 00:47:50,376 --> 00:47:52,792 Let's go for a walk. 609 00:47:54,626 --> 00:47:58,834 So what's this about? What's the mystery? 610 00:48:00,751 --> 00:48:04,376 - I'm late. - Well, I'm never on time myself. 611 00:48:05,334 --> 00:48:07,167 Late? 612 00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:11,209 - How late? - One week. 613 00:48:12,292 --> 00:48:14,917 Is that a lot? 614 00:48:15,334 --> 00:48:17,959 Kind of, I'm always regular. 615 00:48:19,001 --> 00:48:21,209 You're regular... 616 00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:25,042 Look... In the remote possibility you're... 617 00:48:26,084 --> 00:48:29,292 What are your options? Would you keep it or... 618 00:48:30,626 --> 00:48:32,459 You? 619 00:48:33,042 --> 00:48:36,876 I don't know. I'm 18, I've never considered it. 620 00:48:37,084 --> 00:48:38,917 And I have? 621 00:48:48,209 --> 00:48:51,626 - Tell me you love me. - Hell yeah. 622 00:48:52,084 --> 00:48:53,917 Like crazy. 623 00:48:57,834 --> 00:49:00,251 What do I tell him now? 624 00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:03,876 "Sorry my friend's an idiot. Please flunk him too. 625 00:49:04,084 --> 00:49:06,709 No, pass him so I won't see him anymore." 626 00:49:06,917 --> 00:49:09,126 Massi, finally! 627 00:49:09,501 --> 00:49:12,709 - We have to talk. - I'm late. 628 00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:15,542 - You too? - I'll call you later. 629 00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:44,792 Claudia! 630 00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:47,459 Hey! 631 00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:51,876 What are you doing here? 632 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,792 Molinari... Molinari! 633 00:50:05,626 --> 00:50:08,459 Planet Earth to Molinari! 634 00:50:09,459 --> 00:50:11,459 Answer me! 635 00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:14,584 Sorry, 636 00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:16,792 I was daydreaming. 637 00:50:17,001 --> 00:50:19,417 I'm having trouble concentrating lately. 638 00:50:19,626 --> 00:50:22,626 You have for five years now. 639 00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:27,709 - I guess I should go. - Stay there. 640 00:50:28,709 --> 00:50:30,917 Family problems? 641 00:50:31,876 --> 00:50:35,959 No, I never see them. They're always at the store. 642 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,667 A girl? 643 00:50:41,209 --> 00:50:45,417 - You could say that. - Want to talk about it? 644 00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:49,042 There's nothing to say. I don't even know where she lives. 645 00:50:50,001 --> 00:50:53,084 She's the love of my life. 646 00:50:53,292 --> 00:50:54,501 Wow! 647 00:50:56,584 --> 00:51:00,667 You're right, I have to think about the exams now. 648 00:51:00,876 --> 00:51:03,959 - End of story. - I didn't say that. 649 00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:07,459 When there's something you're interested in, 650 00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:10,459 go after it and get it. 651 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,876 I drove all night long 652 00:51:13,084 --> 00:51:15,709 to tell my wife I loved her. 653 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:20,459 Two days later I took my last college exam and got 30 out of 30. 654 00:51:22,459 --> 00:51:26,834 Someday I'll score 30 too, but it won't be a good enough grade. 655 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,876 30? You're an optimist? 656 00:51:31,876 --> 00:51:33,292 Exactly. 657 00:51:36,334 --> 00:51:39,167 I'm starting to freak out. 658 00:51:41,751 --> 00:51:43,751 How long is this going to take? 659 00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:47,667 - Relax. - I'd like to see you. 660 00:51:49,709 --> 00:51:53,792 - Well? Is it turning red? - No, two more minutes. 661 00:51:54,001 --> 00:51:57,417 - Relax. - I'd like to see you. 662 00:52:03,334 --> 00:52:04,959 - Well? - Nothing. 663 00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:06,542 Nothing nothing? 664 00:52:06,751 --> 00:52:10,376 It's a matter of hormones. She could still be pregnant. 665 00:52:10,584 --> 00:52:13,084 If she doesn't have her period, she has to get tested. 666 00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:15,917 15,000 liras down the drain... 667 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:19,459 Sorry, I'm stressed out. 668 00:52:23,376 --> 00:52:27,584 You all call Mr Santoro "foam mouth" 669 00:52:27,792 --> 00:52:29,792 and I can see why. 670 00:52:30,001 --> 00:52:34,417 You call Miss Paternesi "Alien" and she looks just like one. 671 00:52:34,626 --> 00:52:38,251 You haven't given me some nickname now, have you? 672 00:52:41,834 --> 00:52:43,334 No. 673 00:52:49,084 --> 00:52:50,501 I have to go now. 674 00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:52,917 Tell me, it won't hurt my feelings. 675 00:52:55,667 --> 00:52:58,751 - It won't? - Of course not. 676 00:52:59,834 --> 00:53:02,251 Well... I've heard... 677 00:53:03,084 --> 00:53:05,376 Some people say... But not me! 678 00:53:05,584 --> 00:53:07,209 Come on! 679 00:53:08,126 --> 00:53:11,209 They say: "The Prick". 680 00:53:13,376 --> 00:53:15,792 Thanks for everything, bye. 681 00:53:18,292 --> 00:53:21,001 "The Prick"... that's gratifying... 682 00:53:21,959 --> 00:53:24,667 - What are you doing? - Why aren't you studying? 683 00:53:24,876 --> 00:53:28,084 That thing you do with books before exams... 684 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:30,709 Mom's right, you are boring. 685 00:53:33,792 --> 00:53:37,209 Well, at least that's a step up from being a prick. 686 00:53:38,167 --> 00:53:40,584 I'm going to flunk. 687 00:53:40,792 --> 00:53:43,292 I win, I'm going to be a father. 688 00:53:43,501 --> 00:53:45,917 You might be. I'll flunk for sure. 689 00:53:46,542 --> 00:53:48,542 Guys, it's ready. 690 00:53:48,751 --> 00:53:51,792 Massimo, I made pesto sauce, your favourite. 691 00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:53,834 Thanks, ma'am. 692 00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:56,667 Right... as if you deserved it. 693 00:53:57,584 --> 00:54:00,292 Fate was being totally ruthless with us. 694 00:54:00,501 --> 00:54:04,334 There was only one thing that could cheer us up that night. 695 00:54:24,251 --> 00:54:27,251 Man oh man, you guys are lame. 696 00:54:27,792 --> 00:54:31,417 All right, I know. Let's make this night worth it. 697 00:54:31,876 --> 00:54:35,084 - Ever gone 200 km/hr? - On a Vespa? 698 00:54:35,292 --> 00:54:38,292 With Daddy's Porsche. 699 00:55:17,542 --> 00:55:20,042 And now, the climax. 700 00:55:20,251 --> 00:55:22,126 Let's go check out the whores! 701 00:55:22,334 --> 00:55:24,334 All right! 702 00:55:25,792 --> 00:55:29,209 - Can I drive? - Are you crazy? 703 00:55:29,417 --> 00:55:32,042 Just once, what's the big deal? 704 00:55:32,959 --> 00:55:34,376 Come on. 705 00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:37,667 Make one scratch and my dad will break our legs. 706 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,876 Relax, at driving school they called me Niki Lauda. 707 00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:42,584 Whatever 708 00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:45,876 I always ask and you never let me! 709 00:55:46,084 --> 00:55:49,501 Well, he's going to flunk school, this is his last wish. 710 00:55:51,959 --> 00:55:53,959 Thanks a lot. 711 00:56:06,751 --> 00:56:09,376 Hey Niki Lauda... Go fuck yourself! 712 00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:35,376 You did 1.5 million liras of damage! 713 00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:40,251 Simona's going to wait a week to go to the gynaecologist. 714 00:56:40,459 --> 00:56:44,084 My dad comes back Wednesday, where will I find the money? 715 00:56:44,292 --> 00:56:48,084 If she's pregnant, my life has bit the dust. 716 00:56:48,292 --> 00:56:49,584 Game over! 717 00:56:49,792 --> 00:56:52,501 We can't do a robbery because we're not credible. 718 00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:56,126 No one would ever loan us any money. 719 00:56:56,334 --> 00:56:59,376 We need a brilliant plan, but I've never had one. 720 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:02,792 I'll never be able to play soccer at 3 am again, 721 00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:06,501 or Interrail around, or get drunk at Oktoberfest 722 00:57:06,709 --> 00:57:10,126 or play a two-day non-stop game of "Dungeons and Dragons". 723 00:57:10,334 --> 00:57:13,709 Or screw your future-wife's sister. 724 00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:17,542 - It was an accident. - Twice? 725 00:57:17,751 --> 00:57:19,292 You're so anal. 726 00:57:19,501 --> 00:57:21,251 Guys! 727 00:57:21,459 --> 00:57:24,292 Jokes are only funny for a while! 728 00:57:24,626 --> 00:57:26,834 Give me back my trunks, please. 729 00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:30,667 You don't want to upset me! 730 00:57:31,667 --> 00:57:33,376 I'm going to count to three! 731 00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:36,001 One, two 732 00:57:37,626 --> 00:57:40,626 two and a half... three! 733 00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:44,251 Chicca called me from Berlin last night. 734 00:57:44,459 --> 00:57:47,459 She said they really might knock down the wall. 735 00:57:47,667 --> 00:57:50,876 Who cares? It won't change anything for us. 736 00:57:51,084 --> 00:57:54,917 Plus that was stupid of her to leave like that. 737 00:57:55,751 --> 00:57:59,376 She acts all intellectual, but she's really shallow. 738 00:57:59,917 --> 00:58:04,209 Did you see that cute two-piece? That coloured one? I want it. 739 00:58:06,251 --> 00:58:08,251 Sometimes I wish I could be like you. 740 00:58:09,542 --> 00:58:11,167 Thanks! 741 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:26,459 Alice sure put on two melons, she's developed since last summer. 742 00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:30,084 Forget Alice, check out that other one. 743 00:58:30,292 --> 00:58:33,667 Check out those mushrooms... Let's go foraging! 744 00:58:34,709 --> 00:58:37,917 - Ready to study? - After this. 745 00:58:38,126 --> 00:58:40,959 - Can you play goalie? - Move over, Zoff! 746 00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:44,001 I even brought some used "Cliff Notes". 747 00:58:44,209 --> 00:58:47,042 Cliff Notes won't get you very far. 748 00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:50,876 Hey... concentrate! 749 00:58:51,084 --> 00:58:55,084 Anyway, when you don't know the answer, "Cliff Notes" rule. 750 00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:59,376 I'd even sell my mother for the essay. 751 00:59:00,167 --> 00:59:02,251 Are you blind or what? 752 00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:06,292 - What did you just say? - I'd do anything. 753 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:09,292 That's the brilliant idea we needed for the car. 754 00:59:09,501 --> 00:59:12,334 What one thing would we do anything for? 755 00:59:12,542 --> 00:59:15,376 - Kim Basinger. - Screw that. Our essay topics. 756 00:59:15,584 --> 00:59:19,584 - We don't know the topics. - It doesn't have to be the real ones. 757 00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:23,459 - That's fraud! - That's an exaggeration. 758 00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:26,167 No, she's right this time. 759 00:59:26,376 --> 00:59:29,251 You wrecked my dad's car, so keep quiet. 760 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:34,084 "Move over, Zoff," huh? 761 00:59:34,292 --> 00:59:36,709 Never mind, we'd better go anyway. 762 00:59:39,501 --> 00:59:42,917 You're not leaving, are you? 763 00:59:43,126 --> 00:59:45,126 I'm talking to you! 764 00:59:45,334 --> 00:59:48,542 - What about his suit? - Bye! 765 00:59:52,334 --> 00:59:54,334 Come on now... 766 00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:57,251 Hit it high! 767 00:59:57,459 --> 00:59:58,542 Cesare! 768 01:00:00,542 --> 01:00:02,959 - What a dive! - Cesare. 769 01:00:04,084 --> 01:00:05,917 What is it, babe? 770 01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:09,042 We're hungry, let's go. 771 01:00:09,251 --> 01:00:12,251 Wait, two more points to break the tie. 772 01:00:12,459 --> 01:00:15,376 Pippo's dinner is tonight. 773 01:00:15,584 --> 01:00:19,417 - It's my mom's boyfriend's party. - The one with the Ferrari? 774 01:00:19,876 --> 01:00:21,292 Unfortunately. 775 01:01:23,001 --> 01:01:24,834 Thank you! 776 01:01:29,126 --> 01:01:33,334 Come and sing with us, I've got all the Alan Sorrenti songs. 777 01:01:33,542 --> 01:01:35,501 No, thanks. 778 01:01:35,709 --> 01:01:39,334 Honey... Ottavio and I have thought a lot about your future. 779 01:01:39,542 --> 01:01:41,959 And we've got a surprise for you... 780 01:01:42,501 --> 01:01:45,917 - You tell her! - You do the honours. 781 01:01:46,626 --> 01:01:48,251 Okay. 782 01:01:48,709 --> 01:01:51,792 Guess who Ottavio called for you? 783 01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:55,709 - The Pope? - The Dean of LUISS University. 784 01:01:55,917 --> 01:01:57,417 He's a family friend. 785 01:01:57,626 --> 01:02:03,542 So it's just a matter of paperwork to get you into law school! 786 01:02:03,751 --> 01:02:07,001 Then in two years you can come work for me. 787 01:02:07,209 --> 01:02:09,501 You'll get your own office. 788 01:02:09,709 --> 01:02:12,709 - I've got something to tell you. - Go ahead! 789 01:02:14,167 --> 01:02:16,792 I've thought about my future too. 790 01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:21,417 I'm not studying Lit like dad wants, or Law like this guy wants. 791 01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:25,376 - I'll do what I want. - And what's that? 792 01:02:25,584 --> 01:02:29,792 I don't know but don't worry, you'll be the first to know. 793 01:02:30,001 --> 01:02:33,917 So you can tell these assholes who say they're your friends. 794 01:02:34,126 --> 01:02:36,334 Goodbye, have a nice party! 795 01:02:40,751 --> 01:02:43,042 How can Mom go out with him? 796 01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:46,167 - Maybe he's great in bed. - Grandma! 797 01:02:46,376 --> 01:02:48,376 What's wrong with that? 798 01:02:48,584 --> 01:02:52,001 Nothing, but... Just picturing it makes me ill. 799 01:02:53,542 --> 01:02:55,542 What about you and Cesare? 800 01:02:56,292 --> 01:02:58,584 - What? - In bed... I mean. 801 01:03:02,209 --> 01:03:05,209 - So so. - Soso? 802 01:03:05,834 --> 01:03:08,542 "So so" at 18? Are we kidding here? 803 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:13,584 Me and your Grandpa at 18 were already doing... Never mind. 804 01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:17,792 Good thing I've got you. 805 01:03:18,001 --> 01:03:21,001 - I feel so alone. - But you're not! 806 01:03:21,209 --> 01:03:25,042 - You've got me, your Dad... - Dad, right... 807 01:03:25,251 --> 01:03:29,084 We can't talk about my sex life. 808 01:03:29,292 --> 01:03:31,126 Maybe not. 809 01:03:31,334 --> 01:03:33,751 But you could tell him 810 01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:36,751 you want to go to Berlin to see Chicca. 811 01:03:38,126 --> 01:03:41,542 - How did you know? - Grandma Superpowers. 812 01:03:43,709 --> 01:03:46,334 Hints of redemption for this country, 813 01:03:46,542 --> 01:03:49,542 the police found the car. 814 01:03:49,751 --> 01:03:53,542 Missing a hood, wheel and a seat but the rest is perfect. 815 01:03:53,751 --> 01:03:55,167 All right... Yahoo! 816 01:04:02,376 --> 01:04:04,376 - Dad? - What? 817 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:09,667 - Chicca left for Berlin. - Political asylum from flunking? 818 01:04:10,292 --> 01:04:13,292 No, she's traveling and she's paying for it herself. 819 01:04:14,084 --> 01:04:15,709 I'd like to see that. 820 01:04:16,626 --> 01:04:19,709 Since I've been kind of depressed lately... 821 01:04:19,917 --> 01:04:23,334 Royal jelly. It's an amazing remedy. 822 01:04:23,542 --> 01:04:26,376 I'll get some for you tomorrow. 823 01:04:29,792 --> 01:04:31,709 I told you it was pointless. 824 01:04:33,417 --> 01:04:35,251 What's pointless? 825 01:04:36,709 --> 01:04:39,417 Anyway, how did it go with her and her mom? 826 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:41,834 You're asking me? 827 01:04:42,042 --> 01:04:46,126 Well, I could ask the scale. Maybe I'll get a decent answer. 828 01:04:46,334 --> 01:04:50,251 In spite of the Great Wall of China you're both erecting around me, 829 01:04:50,459 --> 01:04:55,084 until further notice I'm still head of this family! 830 01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:01,542 Antonio 831 01:05:02,209 --> 01:05:05,709 when will you stop being a teacher and start being a dad? 832 01:05:09,501 --> 01:05:12,501 Here... And don't make any lumps. 833 01:05:24,292 --> 01:05:26,709 Dad, your student's here. 834 01:05:28,209 --> 01:05:30,834 - Let him in. - In here. 835 01:05:34,084 --> 01:05:37,292 - Hello, Mr Martinelli. - Hi, Molinari. 836 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:38,876 You can play? 837 01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:42,167 I used to. 838 01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:44,417 I used to play in a band, 839 01:05:44,626 --> 01:05:47,334 or group, as they used to say. 840 01:05:47,542 --> 01:05:50,542 We named ourselves: "The Dark Side of the Moon". 841 01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:54,292 Like the Pink Floyd album, I love that one. 842 01:05:54,501 --> 01:05:57,792 You've heard at least one decent album in your life. 843 01:05:58,001 --> 01:06:00,084 Molinari, 844 01:06:00,292 --> 01:06:03,001 all this time I knew nothing about you. 845 01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:07,709 Then you surprise me. You did exactly what I wanted to. 846 01:06:07,917 --> 01:06:11,751 Tell my teachers what I thought of them. 847 01:06:11,959 --> 01:06:15,376 - What was that? - That they were dicks. 848 01:06:16,542 --> 01:06:19,459 Then why did you become a teacher? 849 01:06:19,667 --> 01:06:23,667 I was a fool. I thought I could change the system. 850 01:06:23,876 --> 01:06:25,876 Or at least try. 851 01:06:26,084 --> 01:06:28,792 But judging by my nickname, 852 01:06:29,001 --> 01:06:31,417 it doesn't look I succeeded. 853 01:06:32,376 --> 01:06:34,667 No, it's not that. 854 01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:39,209 It's just that at school, you act like you're 100. 855 01:06:39,417 --> 01:06:43,042 But out here, like you're 20. 856 01:06:43,626 --> 01:06:45,042 I wish! 857 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:49,959 At your age, my friends and I would come here 858 01:06:50,167 --> 01:06:52,792 and drink, then at closing time, 859 01:06:53,001 --> 01:06:56,626 we'd get stoned out of our minds. 860 01:06:57,792 --> 01:07:01,209 Don't try to kid me that you've never got high. 861 01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:04,626 It was different for us, it was the Sixties. 862 01:07:04,834 --> 01:07:07,667 If you didn't get high, you were a loser. 863 01:07:07,876 --> 01:07:11,501 Hash, marijuana, Pakistani 864 01:07:11,709 --> 01:07:13,542 I smoked it all! 865 01:07:13,751 --> 01:07:16,042 Now it's been 866 01:07:16,251 --> 01:07:18,876 fifteen years since I smoked a joint. 867 01:07:20,376 --> 01:07:22,209 Sure 868 01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:26,209 with school, your family, your wife. 869 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,251 Yeah, that saint 870 01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:33,084 I was thinking... If I should want to try it... 871 01:07:33,584 --> 01:07:36,001 Could you get some? 872 01:07:37,584 --> 01:07:41,251 I swear I only smoked once on a field trip 873 01:07:41,459 --> 01:07:45,084 and I passed out. But what could I say? 874 01:07:45,292 --> 01:07:47,584 Sure! Of course. 875 01:07:47,792 --> 01:07:50,792 I'll take care of it, no problem. 876 01:07:51,001 --> 01:07:52,084 I was set! 877 01:07:52,292 --> 01:07:56,126 The Prick would never flunk his own pusher. 878 01:07:57,751 --> 01:08:01,959 So I came home and heard: "bang, squeak, bang, squeak..." 879 01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:05,376 In layman's terms... I found them together. 880 01:08:06,334 --> 01:08:10,834 Guess what I said:; "No, pal. 881 01:08:11,042 --> 01:08:13,876 You take her, wrap her up and take her away." 882 01:08:14,084 --> 01:08:17,001 He accepted and that ended my 4th marriage. 883 01:08:17,209 --> 01:08:20,417 Four weddings? That's insane! 884 01:08:22,417 --> 01:08:24,626 What percent of that was a lie? 885 01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:27,917 10%, to make it more interesting. 886 01:08:28,126 --> 01:08:31,334 It's all true! Actually, if you want some advice... 887 01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:33,709 Never get married. 888 01:08:34,584 --> 01:08:36,792 Are you going steady with anyone? 889 01:08:37,001 --> 01:08:40,376 You're so old-fashioned. They don't say that now! 890 01:08:42,501 --> 01:08:44,209 Anyway, I do have boyfriend. 891 01:08:46,959 --> 01:08:49,376 Wait a minute... An eyelash. 892 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,792 Make a wish. 893 01:08:54,126 --> 01:08:56,834 Too bad! You don't get the wish, I do. 894 01:09:02,126 --> 01:09:04,626 All right, essay topic brainstorming. 895 01:09:04,834 --> 01:09:07,917 Likely ones include perestroika, hole in the ozone... 896 01:09:08,126 --> 01:09:11,209 - Who's hole? - Be serious for once. 897 01:09:11,417 --> 01:09:13,626 - Who votes for perestroika? - I do. 898 01:09:13,834 --> 01:09:16,251 "Hole in the ozone" wins 3 to 1. You start. 899 01:09:16,459 --> 01:09:21,417 Okay, literature: Pirandello vs. Ungaretti-Montale-Quasimodo. 900 01:09:21,626 --> 01:09:23,834 - Pirandello? - Yeah. 901 01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:26,209 What's left? 902 01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:28,917 The history topic. But there's no contest, 903 01:09:29,126 --> 01:09:32,126 the Holocaust beats Garibaldi, four to nil. 904 01:09:32,542 --> 01:09:34,542 - Objections? - No. 905 01:09:34,751 --> 01:09:37,959 This is so you won't study on an empty stomach. 906 01:09:38,167 --> 01:09:41,084 Mom, I told you later! 907 01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:44,917 But it's 3:00 and you haven't eaten, your sugar will be low. 908 01:09:45,126 --> 01:09:47,751 Whatever, just get lost SO we can concentrate. 909 01:09:47,959 --> 01:09:50,792 Thank you very much, that was nice of you. 910 01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:55,292 You creep. 911 01:09:57,042 --> 01:09:59,459 Break. My mind's exhausted. 912 01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,084 Break. 913 01:10:02,334 --> 01:10:05,334 - What flavour are they? - Clams and chocolate, it's great. 914 01:10:06,334 --> 01:10:07,751 I'm joking. 915 01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:09,751 Riccardo? 916 01:10:11,751 --> 01:10:15,167 - I need a favour. - What do you need? 917 01:10:15,376 --> 01:10:18,876 - Some hash. - Since when do you smoke? 918 01:10:19,084 --> 01:10:23,084 It's not for me, it's for... You wouldn't believe me. 919 01:10:24,292 --> 01:10:26,209 For The Prick. 920 01:10:26,417 --> 01:10:30,126 The Prick? You get high together? 921 01:10:30,334 --> 01:10:32,542 No... not yet. 922 01:10:32,751 --> 01:10:36,459 - Can you get it or not? - Sure, sure. 923 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:39,667 You're not best buddies with that rat now, are you? 924 01:10:39,876 --> 01:10:43,501 Are you crazy? It's to save my ass at the exam. 925 01:10:43,709 --> 01:10:45,917 As long as you're happy. 926 01:10:46,751 --> 01:10:49,376 Okay, Chemistry question. Listen carefully. 927 01:10:50,334 --> 01:10:53,334 If you put a teaspoon of shit in tomato sauce, 928 01:10:53,542 --> 01:10:55,542 can you taste it? 929 01:10:55,751 --> 01:10:58,376 - Get lost. - I bet you do. 930 01:11:02,334 --> 01:11:04,542 Hi, it's Alice. 931 01:11:04,751 --> 01:11:07,626 I'm inviting you to a party tonight, 932 01:11:07,834 --> 01:11:10,834 an unusual one. The special guest is 933 01:11:11,042 --> 01:11:13,459 essay topics! 934 01:11:13,667 --> 01:11:16,667 The authentic topics for the written exam. 935 01:11:17,251 --> 01:11:19,251 I'm serious! Straight from 936 01:11:19,459 --> 01:11:22,876 the Ministry of Education. 937 01:11:23,084 --> 01:11:25,084 That's right. 938 01:11:25,292 --> 01:11:26,792 I can't tell you how 939 01:11:27,001 --> 01:11:29,792 but this is the key to scholastic success. 940 01:11:30,001 --> 01:11:32,709 Entrance fee: 100,000 liras all inclusive. 941 01:11:32,917 --> 01:11:35,542 Champagne, food and the list of topics. 942 01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:37,167 You in? 943 01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:41,001 Make sure you spread the word. 944 01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:45,251 Fucking hell! 945 01:11:47,042 --> 01:11:49,542 - Where are you going? - To study! 946 01:11:55,876 --> 01:11:59,501 What does the word "Woodstock" mean to you? 947 01:12:03,834 --> 01:12:08,459 - Oh, yeah... that bird in "Snoopy". - See? You don't study! 948 01:12:08,959 --> 01:12:11,792 The protest, the student movement, 949 01:12:12,001 --> 01:12:15,834 Hendrix burning his guitar as a symbol of American capitalism. 950 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:20,501 - All that's in "Snoopy"? - Forget Snoopy! 951 01:12:20,709 --> 01:12:23,709 It was the largest youth gathering in history. 952 01:12:25,876 --> 01:12:27,292 August, 953 01:12:28,376 --> 01:12:30,209 1969. 954 01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:35,001 800,000 people, including yours truly, 955 01:12:35,209 --> 01:12:37,209 get together in a field 956 01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:40,792 80 km from Woodstock. 957 01:12:41,001 --> 01:12:45,459 They get naked and practice free love 958 01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:48,501 listening to the best music ever. 959 01:12:49,751 --> 01:12:52,667 You mean you were... naked. 960 01:12:54,084 --> 01:12:56,292 The most naked one. 961 01:12:56,501 --> 01:13:00,334 My mother thought I was studying English 962 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:04,376 but I met two Norwegian girls on the plane 963 01:13:04,584 --> 01:13:07,001 with four beautiful tits... Two each, of course. 964 01:13:07,209 --> 01:13:08,834 Totally uninhibited 965 01:13:09,084 --> 01:13:11,459 and for three days 966 01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:14,459 I tore them inside and out! Inside and out... 967 01:13:14,959 --> 01:13:18,376 - Antonio! - Dad! Are you smoking pot? 968 01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:22,917 We were just... 969 01:13:23,126 --> 01:13:27,334 - We were... - Going over Modern History. 970 01:13:27,959 --> 01:13:31,167 - The 1900's. - Yeah! 971 01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:36,959 - There's more food, who wants some? - Me! 972 01:13:37,167 --> 01:13:39,584 Here, now pay up. 973 01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:42,792 Who else? 974 01:13:43,876 --> 01:13:46,709 - Me! - You again, Santilli? 975 01:13:48,209 --> 01:13:50,042 Are you happy? 976 01:13:51,376 --> 01:13:53,584 Could the essays be fake? 977 01:13:53,792 --> 01:13:56,001 Just be glad we invited you. 978 01:13:56,209 --> 01:13:58,417 If you don't trust us, there's the door. 979 01:13:58,626 --> 01:14:02,042 Look Filippo, they're envelopes from the Ministry. 980 01:14:07,876 --> 01:14:10,959 "The Greenhouse Effect and the Hole in the Ozone, 981 01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:14,376 two hazards generated by human wickedness. 982 01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:18,292 Please explain how..." They're really tough! 983 01:14:18,501 --> 01:14:22,501 There's a team of nerds behind these topics! Tell him. 984 01:14:39,667 --> 01:14:41,876 No, I'm not going for this. 985 01:14:42,084 --> 01:14:45,501 Give me one good reason why we have to break up. 986 01:14:47,834 --> 01:14:50,251 There are more than 100 here. 987 01:14:50,459 --> 01:14:52,667 - What is this? - Read it. 988 01:14:52,876 --> 01:14:54,292 One hundred? 989 01:14:55,501 --> 01:14:58,917 You thought of 100 reasons... 990 01:15:02,084 --> 01:15:04,084 You're not normal at all. 991 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:09,542 And I shouldn't have to read this, out of male pride! 992 01:15:10,667 --> 01:15:14,084 But out of curiosity, I'll pick one out randomly. 993 01:15:14,709 --> 01:15:18,917 "23: You're conceited." Me? Conceited? 994 01:15:19,917 --> 01:15:22,626 I don't like this way of doing things. 995 01:15:22,834 --> 01:15:26,251 Tell me to my face instead of writing them because 996 01:15:27,959 --> 01:15:31,376 "48: You're too hairy." 997 01:15:32,417 --> 01:15:35,709 I can fix that, I'll get waxed! 998 01:15:35,917 --> 01:15:38,334 "56: Uncouth." 999 01:15:39,459 --> 01:15:41,751 Me? Uncouth? 1000 01:15:42,167 --> 01:15:44,167 You little bitch! You fucking bitch! 1001 01:15:45,376 --> 01:15:47,376 Hey Claudia, go fuck yourself! 1002 01:15:48,834 --> 01:15:52,251 A good presenter has to be: 1003 01:15:52,459 --> 01:15:54,292 A: Ctor. 1004 01:15:55,834 --> 01:15:57,667 Actor. 1005 01:15:58,251 --> 01:16:01,667 B: Alive. But who cares about that... 1006 01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:08,709 Grandma 1007 01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:13,167 I broke up with Cesare. 1008 01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:18,417 Come on, I'll take you to bed. 1009 01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:22,126 Grandma. 1010 01:16:23,167 --> 01:16:24,584 Grandma! 1011 01:16:30,876 --> 01:16:32,709 Dad! 1012 01:18:09,126 --> 01:18:10,751 Claudia. 1013 01:18:10,959 --> 01:18:12,584 Ludovico. 1014 01:18:32,001 --> 01:18:34,001 Who was that guy? 1015 01:18:34,667 --> 01:18:36,876 Grandma's boyfriend. 1016 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:43,834 Grandma's boyfriend? 1017 01:19:17,834 --> 01:19:20,042 Can't you sleep? 1018 01:19:20,709 --> 01:19:23,917 - I haven't played forever. - Feels like longer. 1019 01:19:28,751 --> 01:19:31,751 I have to sleep or I'll never study tomorrow. 1020 01:19:32,459 --> 01:19:33,876 Wait 1021 01:19:51,126 --> 01:19:53,751 36 hours to exams 1022 01:19:54,459 --> 01:19:56,376 and I'm no longer afraid. 1023 01:20:06,959 --> 01:20:10,959 - Hello? - Luca, put on the radio! 1024 01:20:14,626 --> 01:20:18,542 From the Ministry of Education. What's happening? 1025 01:20:18,751 --> 01:20:21,834 A lot, unfortunately. 1026 01:20:22,042 --> 01:20:24,959 We aren't going to have all the exams ready in time. 1027 01:20:26,542 --> 01:20:29,334 So what will happen? 1028 01:20:29,542 --> 01:20:31,376 We have no other option. 1029 01:20:31,584 --> 01:20:35,209 We've passed a decree saying all those admitted to their exams 1030 01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:38,042 automatically pass. 1031 01:20:39,709 --> 01:20:42,126 There is a God! 1032 01:20:43,834 --> 01:20:45,042 Yes! 1033 01:20:49,042 --> 01:20:51,251 Italo Svevo... Fuck you! 1034 01:20:51,959 --> 01:20:55,042 Salvatore Quasimodo... Fuck you too! 1035 01:21:02,417 --> 01:21:03,834 Alice! 1036 01:21:06,376 --> 01:21:07,459 Luca, look! 1037 01:21:08,084 --> 01:21:10,084 It's The Prick. 1038 01:21:10,626 --> 01:21:12,709 Guys, it's the Prick! 1039 01:21:12,917 --> 01:21:14,209 Prick! 1040 01:21:14,417 --> 01:21:15,917 You've got to die! 1041 01:21:17,792 --> 01:21:19,584 You've got to die! 1042 01:21:46,667 --> 01:21:49,084 Now everyone to the beach! 1043 01:21:51,584 --> 01:21:54,001 - Guys, it's unbelievable! - What do you want? 1044 01:21:54,209 --> 01:21:57,584 - It was a joke. - Fuck off, you nerd. 1045 01:21:57,792 --> 01:22:02,084 - Shut up, it's not true. - They said it on the news. 1046 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:05,126 The ones who did it got suspended. 1047 01:22:06,917 --> 01:22:08,751 It's true. 1048 01:22:09,084 --> 01:22:10,501 No. 1049 01:22:17,042 --> 01:22:19,126 Your test results show 1050 01:22:19,334 --> 01:22:24,167 you have a beta hCG level of 6309. 1051 01:22:24,917 --> 01:22:28,209 - So... - So? 1052 01:22:28,792 --> 01:22:32,084 So you're in your fifth week. Congratulations! 1053 01:22:34,126 --> 01:22:35,542 Congratulations... 1054 01:22:36,626 --> 01:22:39,626 Now what? What do we do? 1055 01:22:39,834 --> 01:22:43,667 You wait 9 months, or less, 1056 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,876 and then a baby is born. 1057 01:22:46,084 --> 01:22:48,876 - Or... - Or what? 1058 01:22:50,251 --> 01:22:52,667 Or you change gynaecologist. 1059 01:22:54,876 --> 01:22:57,292 We've decided to keep it. 1060 01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:02,001 - Both of you, or just her? - We both decided. 1061 01:23:02,584 --> 01:23:06,417 She was more for it, but... That's all right. 1062 01:23:07,126 --> 01:23:09,334 I'll start working for my dad 1063 01:23:09,542 --> 01:23:12,042 and screw being an engineer! 1064 01:23:12,251 --> 01:23:16,334 So goodbye Massi the Bullshitter and hello the new Massimiliano 1065 01:23:16,542 --> 01:23:18,334 in a suit and tie. 1066 01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:20,376 How sad... 1067 01:23:20,626 --> 01:23:22,709 Simona is here! 1068 01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:26,709 - Honey! - Honey, my ass! 1069 01:23:26,917 --> 01:23:28,626 - Simona! - Screw you! 1070 01:23:28,834 --> 01:23:32,126 - You both make me sick! - Who? 1071 01:23:32,334 --> 01:23:35,709 You and my sister, for fuck's sake! What's wrong with you? 1072 01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:39,001 "11 June, Massi kept insisting... I couldn't say no." 1073 01:23:39,209 --> 01:23:41,917 - It was her! - Fuck you! 1074 01:23:42,126 --> 01:23:45,959 Shut up or I'll kill you! First you, then her! 1075 01:23:46,167 --> 01:23:47,542 You idiots... 1076 01:23:47,751 --> 01:23:51,042 No, I'm the idiot because I'm pregnant with your baby! 1077 01:23:51,251 --> 01:23:54,209 - Get way! - Simona! 1078 01:23:54,626 --> 01:23:57,834 - Fuck off! - Wait, come back! 1079 01:24:01,084 --> 01:24:04,084 Looks like Massi the Bullshitter has risen from the dead. 1080 01:24:06,626 --> 01:24:09,834 The night before exams is weird. 1081 01:24:10,042 --> 01:24:13,042 You have the feeling of failure. 1082 01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:17,834 No matter what you study, you can't absorb it. 1083 01:24:18,042 --> 01:24:21,667 You're so nervous you can't even breathe. 1084 01:24:21,876 --> 01:24:24,292 You grab on to any sign of hope. 1085 01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:28,001 Ours was a certain Lorenzo Falaschi, 1086 01:24:28,209 --> 01:24:30,209 a serial flunker from the suburbs 1087 01:24:30,417 --> 01:24:33,126 who apparently has the essay topics, the real ones. 1088 01:24:33,334 --> 01:24:35,542 - Who's Riccardo? - I am. 1089 01:24:35,751 --> 01:24:38,167 - Falaschi? - That's what they call me at school. 1090 01:24:38,376 --> 01:24:41,584 - Call me Piranha. - Okay, sorry... Piranha. 1091 01:24:42,501 --> 01:24:45,001 - Got the 500,000 liras? - Yes. 1092 01:24:46,292 --> 01:24:47,709 Here. 1093 01:24:50,584 --> 01:24:54,001 - It's all there, we counted it. - I trust you. 1094 01:25:01,709 --> 01:25:04,334 But, Piranha... 1095 01:25:05,626 --> 01:25:08,459 - The essay topics? - They'll be here, chill out. 1096 01:25:15,001 --> 01:25:16,209 Yes? 1097 01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:20,917 It's Massi again. Can you get Simona? 1098 01:25:21,126 --> 01:25:23,126 Hi, Mass.. 1099 01:25:24,292 --> 01:25:26,917 She can't talk right now. 1100 01:25:27,876 --> 01:25:30,292 You don't get it, you have to... 1101 01:25:30,501 --> 01:25:34,334 Sorry, I just need to talk to her. 1102 01:25:34,542 --> 01:25:37,459 I know, but you can't right now. 1103 01:25:38,667 --> 01:25:43,084 Tell her I'm staying here until she comes out. 1104 01:25:43,709 --> 01:25:46,334 - Will you tell her? - All right. 1105 01:25:48,751 --> 01:25:51,751 - He won't leave. - Who gives a shit? 1106 01:25:53,209 --> 01:25:55,834 - Simona, I'm sorry. - Fuck off! 1107 01:25:56,501 --> 01:25:58,501 He started it! 1108 01:25:58,709 --> 01:26:00,126 Drop dead! 1109 01:26:09,334 --> 01:26:11,751 The bill, please. 1110 01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:14,167 3 years ago, 1111 01:26:14,376 --> 01:26:18,084 the pizza your brother had the night before exams was good luck. 1112 01:26:18,292 --> 01:26:20,126 Hopefully it works for you too. 1113 01:26:20,334 --> 01:26:22,542 That was middle school! 1114 01:26:22,751 --> 01:26:24,959 It was still hard. 1115 01:26:25,167 --> 01:26:27,876 - Compared to high school? - Yes, why? 1116 01:26:28,084 --> 01:26:31,667 Stop acting up, there's a student of mine. 1117 01:26:31,876 --> 01:26:33,709 Hi, Mr Martinelli. 1118 01:26:33,917 --> 01:26:36,834 Hello, Alice... Mr and Mrs Corradi. 1119 01:26:37,251 --> 01:26:40,542 This is Alice, she has her exams too tomorrow. 1120 01:26:42,459 --> 01:26:44,959 - Hi, I'm Claudia. - Claudia? 1121 01:26:45,959 --> 01:26:49,459 - You're Claudia? - Yes, why? 1122 01:26:51,126 --> 01:26:52,542 No reason. 1123 01:26:53,751 --> 01:26:56,459 How can I explain this? Listen up, fool! 1124 01:26:56,667 --> 01:27:01,042 Go and genuflect somewhere else! 1125 01:27:02,376 --> 01:27:04,292 I'm not moving. 1126 01:27:04,501 --> 01:27:06,584 She's obviously pissed off at you, 1127 01:27:06,792 --> 01:27:08,876 I'm sure she's got a good reason. 1128 01:27:10,042 --> 01:27:11,917 How would you know? 1129 01:27:12,126 --> 01:27:13,876 I'm a cop, not a pizza man! 1130 01:27:14,084 --> 01:27:17,584 You know how many genuflectors I've had to remove? Tell him! 1131 01:27:20,917 --> 01:27:23,334 He's not budging... 1132 01:27:23,542 --> 01:27:26,542 He's a fool in love. He's taken up residence here. 1133 01:27:27,126 --> 01:27:30,542 Should I arrest him? 1134 01:27:31,751 --> 01:27:34,126 Shall we go for a drink? 1135 01:27:34,334 --> 01:27:37,751 All that talking you're doing probably dried your throat out. 1136 01:27:37,959 --> 01:27:41,834 I wish I had a dog as a partner, they talk more. 1137 01:27:47,042 --> 01:27:49,251 He's still there. 1138 01:27:52,792 --> 01:27:56,792 Guys, the topics are here. Hot off the Ministry press. 1139 01:27:58,542 --> 01:28:00,959 Go and call Alice and Massi. 1140 01:28:05,959 --> 01:28:09,584 - Hello? - We've got the topics. 1141 01:28:09,792 --> 01:28:12,084 Let's meet outside Simona's. 1142 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:15,917 - Massi's already there. - Good. See you there. 1143 01:28:16,542 --> 01:28:18,751 I'm not coming. 1144 01:28:19,751 --> 01:28:23,376 - What's wrong? - Luca 1145 01:28:25,709 --> 01:28:28,334 - I met Claudia. - What? Where? 1146 01:28:28,584 --> 01:28:31,501 The question isn't "where", it's "with who". 1147 01:28:32,251 --> 01:28:34,167 With who? 1148 01:28:34,376 --> 01:28:38,584 - With The Prick. - Claudia with Martinelli? 1149 01:28:39,709 --> 01:28:41,626 He's 30 years older than her! 1150 01:28:41,834 --> 01:28:44,959 You idiot, she's his daughter! 1151 01:28:48,126 --> 01:28:49,417 Hello? 1152 01:28:49,626 --> 01:28:51,334 Did you hear me? 1153 01:28:52,042 --> 01:28:54,042 What do I do now? 1154 01:28:55,334 --> 01:28:57,751 He'll kill me if he sees me. 1155 01:28:58,501 --> 01:29:00,709 Do you really like Claudia? 1156 01:29:02,209 --> 01:29:03,626 Yes. 1157 01:29:17,126 --> 01:29:19,417 Luca! Where are you going? 1158 01:29:21,292 --> 01:29:24,292 You can't leave me here! 1159 01:29:26,459 --> 01:29:28,292 Look at this... 1160 01:29:32,542 --> 01:29:35,167 "Greenhouse Effect and Hole in the Ozone Layer, 1161 01:29:35,376 --> 01:29:38,584 two hazards generated by human wickedness..." 1162 01:29:39,001 --> 01:29:40,834 "Wickedness"? 1163 01:29:41,667 --> 01:29:44,501 These are ours! 1164 01:29:45,542 --> 01:29:46,959 These are our topics! 1165 01:30:39,167 --> 01:30:42,001 - Mr Martinelli... - Look what the cat dragged in 1166 01:30:42,209 --> 01:30:45,209 I messed up, as I always do. 1167 01:30:45,792 --> 01:30:48,001 Please don't kick me out. 1168 01:30:48,209 --> 01:30:51,084 I'm tempted, tell me why I shouldn't. 1169 01:30:51,751 --> 01:30:53,959 A crazy thing happened. 1170 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:58,584 I told you about that girl... And I knew nothing about her. 1171 01:30:59,251 --> 01:31:01,084 And? 1172 01:31:01,626 --> 01:31:05,251 It's your daughter. I'm in love with Claudia. 1173 01:31:05,459 --> 01:31:09,459 I did what you told me to do: I ran over to tell her. 1174 01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:15,334 Please, let me in. 1175 01:31:20,167 --> 01:31:22,376 Come in, trouble-maker. 1176 01:31:29,501 --> 01:31:32,709 Claudia! You've got a visitor. 1177 01:31:35,001 --> 01:31:37,001 - Hi. - Hi. 1178 01:31:40,876 --> 01:31:44,709 - You're the guy... - I'm Luca. 1179 01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:47,334 Well, I'm going. 1180 01:31:54,001 --> 01:31:56,626 I can't stop thinking about that night! 1181 01:31:56,834 --> 01:31:58,876 You're telling me. 1182 01:31:59,084 --> 01:32:03,292 I have something really important to tell you. 1183 01:32:03,876 --> 01:32:05,584 Me too. 1184 01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:07,709 - You do? - Yes. 1185 01:32:08,584 --> 01:32:11,001 Well, all right then... You go first. 1186 01:32:13,584 --> 01:32:15,417 I was wondering... 1187 01:32:16,751 --> 01:32:20,459 That cute friend of yours, the French one at the party. 1188 01:32:22,626 --> 01:32:25,626 - Riccardo? - Riccardo. 1189 01:32:26,334 --> 01:32:29,209 Can I have his phone number? 1190 01:32:31,709 --> 01:32:33,792 The oldest story in the book: 1191 01:32:34,001 --> 01:32:36,626 He wants her, she wants another. 1192 01:32:36,834 --> 01:32:40,042 And the other one is always your best friend. 1193 01:32:46,334 --> 01:32:48,751 Didn't work out, did it? 1194 01:32:49,959 --> 01:32:52,959 Sooner or later it happens to everyone. 1195 01:32:55,417 --> 01:32:57,751 Yes, but when it's you... 1196 01:32:58,584 --> 01:33:01,001 You see, Molinari... 1197 01:33:01,209 --> 01:33:02,501 Luca. 1198 01:33:02,709 --> 01:33:06,417 It doesn't matter what you find after your search. 1199 01:33:06,626 --> 01:33:09,459 It's what you feel during your search. 1200 01:33:11,167 --> 01:33:14,001 And going back to us, study Leopardi. 1201 01:33:15,792 --> 01:33:17,209 Leopardi? 1202 01:33:17,417 --> 01:33:20,417 If you get stuck, I'll ask you that. 1203 01:33:23,459 --> 01:33:24,751 Thanks. 1204 01:33:31,751 --> 01:33:33,751 Goodbye. 1205 01:35:08,417 --> 01:35:10,417 So that was that night. 1206 01:35:10,626 --> 01:35:13,542 I didn't kiss Claudia and there was no happy ending. 1207 01:35:13,751 --> 01:35:16,959 Yet I'll remember it forever 1208 01:35:17,167 --> 01:35:19,126 because it was a special night. 1209 01:35:34,334 --> 01:35:37,751 And I never felt again, as often happens in life, 1210 01:35:38,376 --> 01:35:40,459 the magic I felt that night. 1211 01:36:45,501 --> 01:36:48,501 PERSONNEL MANAGER GARDALAND AMUSEMENT PARK 1212 01:36:51,167 --> 01:36:54,167 SHIATZU MASSEUSE 1213 01:36:57,251 --> 01:37:00,251 EURO MP 1214 01:37:02,917 --> 01:37:04,751 ECO-TERRORIST 1215 01:37:04,959 --> 01:37:07,792 SET 3 BERLIN MCDONALDS ON FIRE 1216 01:37:18,084 --> 01:37:20,084 DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE 1217 01:37:24,376 --> 01:37:27,584 THREE KIDS, TWO DOGS, A FIAT DUNA 1218 01:37:32,292 --> 01:37:34,501 CAUSED A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY TO GO BANKRUPT 1219 01:37:34,709 --> 01:37:36,709 ON THE RUN 1220 01:37:40,167 --> 01:37:43,584 MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR, SINGLE 1221 01:37:47,959 --> 01:37:52,792 ATTORNEY, MARRIED RICCARDO 1222 01:37:54,459 --> 01:37:55,876 AND LUCA? 1223 01:37:58,417 --> 01:38:01,626 The name of this phenomenon is 1224 01:38:02,709 --> 01:38:04,542 tectonic plaques. 1225 01:38:04,751 --> 01:38:07,959 It sounds like a bad word but... 1226 01:38:08,167 --> 01:38:10,376 No, it's scientific. 1227 01:38:10,584 --> 01:38:13,417 Because, actually, these plaques 1228 01:38:14,626 --> 01:38:19,251 shift because they're... very slippery and... 1229 01:38:20,542 --> 01:38:22,959 Molinari, you're getting stuck. 1230 01:38:23,167 --> 01:38:25,251 He's nervous. 1231 01:38:25,459 --> 01:38:28,292 - Can I ask him a question? - Of course. 1232 01:38:28,917 --> 01:38:31,126 Let's try Italian. 1233 01:38:31,334 --> 01:38:34,626 I'd like you to talk about a great poet 1234 01:38:34,834 --> 01:38:37,459 that we studied very carefully. 1235 01:38:38,334 --> 01:38:39,751 His name is... 1236 01:38:42,334 --> 01:38:43,751 Giosué Carducci. 1237 01:38:53,459 --> 01:38:54,667 Yes. 1238 01:38:55,167 --> 01:38:58,792 Carducci was born near Lucca in 1835 1239 01:38:59,001 --> 01:39:01,501 and died in Bologna in 1907, 1240 01:39:01,709 --> 01:39:04,917 one year after winning a Nobel Prize. 1241 01:39:05,126 --> 01:39:07,417 He was a poet and literary critic. 1242 01:39:07,626 --> 01:39:09,501 As a republican, he sided with the monarchy 1243 01:39:09,709 --> 01:39:11,042 and was named "National Poet". 1244 01:39:11,251 --> 01:39:13,251 His work as a critic... 1245 01:39:13,459 --> 01:39:16,542 One thing I learned after five years of high school: 1246 01:39:16,751 --> 01:39:19,251 Never trust a teacher. 1247 01:39:19,459 --> 01:39:22,959 So I studied all Italian poets. 1248 01:39:23,167 --> 01:39:25,376 All of them... except Leopardi. 1249 01:39:26,251 --> 01:39:29,417 LITERATURE TEACHER